modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

pussylipgloss:

tumblr girls be like ” i want a skinny boy with pale skin, i want him to have bruises, sleepy eyes and dirt under his nails . i want him to have a lazy eye and literally one strand of hair, his natural scent is french fry grease and cigarettes UNF!!!”

buttlicked:

set these satanic clothes on fire

nash to ash

tiredpunk:

I love u plastic worm bike man

dreamingofcossackia:

live to ride

bigalphonse:

gregmendel:

straight boys dress like randomised sims

image

ah yes your average straight boy

penis-hilton:

officialfrenchtoast:

Four Wongs make a Wright

who the fuck calls their kid anaki

djsavage:

Im looking up models/extras to use in my upcoming project and so far this guy is my favourite

halaalpussy:

halaalpussy:

Goin on a roadtrippppp jus washed my hair and braided it put some aloe vera on my face and now im makin breakfast and I forGOT BREAKFAST WAS ON THE STOVE WHILE TAKING PICS

but im pretty so