vagiants:

mitten:

when ur parents come home with a lot of groceries 

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when they ask you to help bring them in

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singularititty:

4 days left to answer

wanksclub:

i can’t be mad at any animal for more than 2 seconds

doyouevennyoom:

you:

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me:

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at a restaurant while u high like

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"can i order this"

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"would you like a soup or a salad?"

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"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"

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amischiefofmice:

a-a-n-d:

blinddarkness:

rlmjob:

welcome to my blog

the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened

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coming attractions!

officialwhitegirls:

2000yr:

What the hell is the science side of tumblr

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latenightseth:

So Kanye West just signed our production coordinator’s framed embroidered Kanye tweet.

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again